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So a five-dollar bill walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey. So, he starts bombarding the room with a couple, more powerful, louder stinkers. A: He had the most hare pins. Why don’t little girls fart? His girlfriend’s father, sitting at the head of the table, yells “Fido!”. Rabbits can learn their own name and other words. Where do rabbits get their eyes checked?Where do rabbits get their eyes checked? Click here to submit your joke! “You stand in front of the sink and do the dishes and I’ll sit in front of the TV and fart.”. You’ll find jokes about rabbits, bunnies, hares and even the Easter Bunny. Q: Which famous bunny has fleas?

Love is like a fart. These funny rabbit jokes are great for anyone who likes rabbits or has kids who like bunnies or have rabbits as pets. While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He suddenly feels the pressure building up again. Knock, knock. Q: What do you call a really smart rabbit? #1 for Parents and Teachers! lively effect on him.

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She then picked the nicest looking pole in the place and handed it to the man, and he said, “This pole is our best and it’s $70.” She told him she’d take it. Easter Bunny farts. Definition of a fart: A turd honking for the right of way! Q. ", "Well I also have a terrible boil on my arse," replies the man, The doctor looks pleased, "Thats it then. Millionhares shortbread!Millionhares shortbread! If it doesn’t bother you, consider adding some to the comments. him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she went to answer the What happens when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?What happens when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?

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